Privacy Policy
Scope
This policy covers unseriousventures.com — the marketing site for Unserious Ventures LLC and the numbered creative and utility projects we ship. Individual projects (such as Ghostline) have their own service-specific privacy policies, which govern data processed by those services.
What This Site Collects
Nothing, beyond standard web server access logs.
- No accounts, no forms, no sign-ups. The site contains no input fields and asks for no information.
- No cookies. The site does not set any cookies in your browser.
- No analytics. There is no Google Analytics, Plausible, Fathom, or similar tracking script.
- No tracking pixels or third-party embeds. Every asset on the page is served from our own origin.
The only data received about you when you visit is standard server access log metadata (IP address, timestamp, path requested, user agent) which is handled by Cloudflare, our hosting provider. Cloudflare's retention and use of that log data is governed by Cloudflare's own privacy policy. Unserious Ventures LLC does not receive, store, or process that log data independently.
Project-Specific Policies
Each project operated by Unserious Ventures LLC has its own privacy policy:
- Ghostline (automated SMS service) — see /ghostline/privacy.
If a project you use is not listed here, the applicable privacy policy is linked from that project's dedicated page.
Children's Privacy
This site is not directed at children under 13. We do not knowingly collect information from children.
Changes to This Policy
If we update this policy, the "Last updated" date at the top will change. Material changes will be noted at the top of this page.
Contact
Email: hello@unseriousventures.com
Operator: Unserious Ventures LLC