Products & Services
Unserious Ventures LLC is a creative studio specializing in satirical consumer products. We make whatever we think is funny. If you love it yay; if you hate it too bad, we're building it anyway.
The services listed below are owned and operated by Unserious Ventures LLC.
Ghostline — Automated SMS Reply Service
What it is: A one-way, inbound-only automated SMS reply service. Users text the Ghostline phone number and receive automated replies generated by an AI classifier. Ghostline does not send outbound marketing, does not initiate messages, and is not a communications platform.
How to use it: Visit the Ghostline opt-in page at unseriousventures.com/ghostline and text the number listed there. Texting the number constitutes opt-in consent. Reply STOP at any time to opt out. Reply HELP for assistance.
Message frequency: Varies based on your interaction. Ghostline only responds to inbound messages — you control the frequency. Standard message and data rates from your carrier may apply.
Legal: Ghostline Privacy Policy · Ghostline Terms of Service
Other Projects
Unserious Ventures LLC also publishes creative projects and tools. These are not SMS services and are listed here for completeness:
- Manifesto (drop 000) — founding document, available on the home page.
- Untitled Doc (drop 001) — personal essay site at spenserwu.com.
- Headsurf (drop 002) — head-controlled computer interface at head.surf.
- Arbicart (drop 003) — grocery delivery price arbitrage at unseriousventures.com/arbicart.
- Big Red Mapped Connections (drop 004) — Cornell crush map at bigredmappedconnections.com.
- Seefood (drop 005) — iOS hotdog classifier on the App Store.
- Cuffedornot (drop 006) — Spotify relationship analyzer at perfectmatch.ai.
- Rice Field (drop 009) — developer tool on the VS Code Marketplace.
Contact
General inquiries: hello@unseriousventures.com
Ghostline privacy / data deletion: privacy@unseriousventures.com
Operator: Unserious Ventures LLC